Today I only have one joke for you. But as it is good, it will be enough for this week.
Somebody asked an Arab doctor what new surgical techniques had recently been invented in his world, for once very advanced in this field.
“Well, the latest progress is a system that allows, by passing through the anus and going through all the inner organs, taking out the patient’s tonsils.”
“But wouldn’t it be easier to operate directly from the throat?” they ask him, puzzled. And his answer is …
“And who can open their mouths in our part of the world?”