Today I have a joke on marriage for you!
A child asks his father: “Daddy, but do DONKEYS get married as well? «No, ALL donkeys get married!” …
A man, tired of seeing his wife weak all the time takes her to the doctor. After a complete examination, the doctor says: The only way to save your wife from death is to make love to her at least 6 times a day.”
When they left the doctor’s surgery, the woman asked her husband: “What did the doctor say?” The man answered: “You’re condemned.”